Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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