Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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