I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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