i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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