I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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