69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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