Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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