He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
His hands were made for my vagina.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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