I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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