I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
