There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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