i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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