Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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