I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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