puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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