Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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