The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
