found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
True college students do jello shots in the library
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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