we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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