Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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