I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
