It's Friday. Sex?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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