too bad you live with your parents still
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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