me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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