I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we made out on top of his cat.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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