I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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