Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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