we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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