We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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