Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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