Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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