Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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