So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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