Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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