Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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