Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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