suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
tell me about the fingering
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