did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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