What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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