I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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