so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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