I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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