At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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