what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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