i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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