While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
