can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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