oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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