its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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