At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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