She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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