just tell him i said nine months
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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